Cole+Lorenz

__The Cave of Armadon__ “Get off me you noob!” Lando yells after he and Thodum get done conquering twenty men in a saber battle. Due to their insanely good saber skills, they take first place by a long shot, splitting the 1,000 micro points evenly. After receiving their medal and prize reward, they become hungry. “Lando, let’s stop at Space Burger to pick some food up.” Thodum says. The two men get into Lando’s brand new Hover 3000 and speed over to Space Burger. Realizing they don’t have enough time to sit down and eat, Lando goes through the fly through. Racheana, who is a smoking hot blonde babe from their school, is taking orders. “Welcome to Space Burger, I can take your order whenever your ready” Racheana says. When Lando and Thodum realize Racheana is taking their order, they start flirting with her. Racheana, who is single, decides to play along with the flirting and gives Lando and Thodum her number. “Dude, she’s so hot, and she’s a cool person” Thodum says to Landon, who is powering down his four pound space burger.  Early the next day, Lando decides to text Racheana, to see if she wants to go to the forest with him. “What would we do there?” Racheana asks back. “Well, whatever you want to do” Lando replies. At noon, Lando picks her up, and flies out of town, towards the forest. Taking a flash light, lunch, and some rope, Lando comes up with the idea to go caving. He knows of one particular cave that is said to have tons of treasure. With the hope of finding the treasure, Lando and Racheana set out for this cave, the cave of Armadon. After four hours of climbing through the dark, dense forest, the two humans finally reach the entry of the cave. Bats, snakes, and spiders are crawling everywhere, leaving nothing but a ground that is constantly moving. “Lando, I can’t do this. I hate spiders and snakes, and I’m not an adventurous person” Racheana tells Lando. “Racheana, in order to find if this treasure exists, we must free ourselves from our fears” Lando replies, trying to calm Racheana. Taking out the flashlights and rope, Lando sets out towards the cave entrance, leaving Racheana thinking about her next move. “Wait! I’ll come, but only if you protect me” Racheana says, in a quiet, and timid voice. Lando, who knew she would eventually come, waits for Racheana to catch up. “Here, take this flashlight. You will probably need it” Lando says, as he’s tossing a light to Racheana. Two more hours pass as Lando and Racheana arrive to the main room of the cave. “Oh my gosh, Lando! Look across the room!” Racheana yells. Sitting across the huge room, is a pile of gold coins, and jewels. Neither of the two humans can believe their eyes. “That pile must be worth trillions of micro points”, Lando says, wiping the tears falling from his eyes. “Lando, are you crying?” Racheana says laughingly. “Yes, it’s the most beautiful sight I’ve every seen”, Lando replies as he’s grabbing some rope out of his backpack. The first obstacle the two must overcome, is a 60 foot drop down to the cave floor. Landon assists Racheana with her harness, and connects her to the rope. Racheana, repels down to the cave floor, and yells back up for Lando to follow. Lando straps himself in, and repels himself down. Once they get down to the floor, they realize that reaching the treasure is going to be a much harder task than they expected. Lying between them and the treasure, is a river on molten lava. Lando and Racheana realize that this river, which is approximately 30 feet wide, coming from Lando’s quick math calculations. Looking around the cave floor for something that may assist them in crossing the river, Lando finds nothing. “There must be a way across the river”, Lando mumbles to himself. As they walk over to the river of molten lava, a distinct pattern is carved into the stone floor. “Here, shine your flashlight on it to see what it is”, Racheana says. Lando pulls out his flashlight, turns it on, and shines it at the carving. “It looks like some kind of hole, maybe a key hole?” Lando questions. “We need to find this key, or else we have no way across this river”, Racheana adds in. Three hours go by, as Racheana and Lando are slowly finding their way out of the cave. Once they reach the outside, they walk back through the rainforest, and eventually run upon Lando’s Hover 3000. Racheana suggests to Lando that he should Foogle it. Lando Foogle’s it and discovers that the key has been destroyed. “All that work, and there is no possible way to get across that lava.” With the news of the key, Lando gives up on the treasure, and decides to focus on more important things, a girlfriend. Racheana, who also has liked Lando, accepts his invitation to be his girlfriend. The two lovebirds eventually marry, and have three kids, two girls and one boy.